Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Tom Landry is looking down grinning...

In honor of his two favorite teams winning...this one's for Jeremy:

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 dallas cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The dallas cowboys.

Q. What do the dallas cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a dallas cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a dallas cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the dallas cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many dallas cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out.

Q. What do the cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What are some true Cowboy fans calling the new Jerry By-God Jones stadium?
A. The Abomination.



Anonymous Jeremy said...

Let us all agree, and call the Dallas [c]owboys the name they truly deserve:

Raiders South.

(Win or lose, you have to love the NFCEast)

5:54 PM, January 06, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And when Jerry dies Stephen or Jerry Jr. will have to take off the Rowdy costume and be the owner and GM.


5:54 AM, January 07, 2009  
Blogger bother yam said...

Being a Midwesterner, the Cowboys are one of the most hated teams here. I'm sorry for giggling.


10:47 PM, January 07, 2009  

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