What To Do...

If seated next to a jerk on an airplane:
1. Take out your laptop
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Turn it on
4. Make sure your neighbor is watching
5. Close your eyes for a moment, then look up to the sky
6. Open your browser to this site

Laptop: $800 at least
Plane ticket: $200 minimum
Look on your neighbors face: Priceless