From my Beautiful Wife

Everyone gets a little tired of those MEME's [Spelling?] where you list your favorite or most precious whatever. My beautiful wife sent me a different one today. I liked what she put so much I decided to post her answers:

LIST OF EVERYTHING MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE "Does Not Prefer":
[8-30: edited to take out the 'H' word...Laura say's it's 'obviously not classy'...well, that might be me but I don't want it reflecting on my wife]

FRUIT: None...I love fruit
CANDY: None...I love candy
BEVERAGE: Dr Pepper
COLOR: Slime Green
TOWN/CITY: I'm beginning to hate Irving, TX
TV SHOW: All of those stupid "reality TV" shows...I've got enough reality to deal with!
Movie: Anything "blood & guts"! Or if any animals are hurt!!!I [do not prefer] old yeller!!!
ASPECT OF MYSPACE: Never used it
ASPECT OF AOL INSTANT MESSENGER: When I don't notice the box pop up, and I realize I've just sent the latest item I'm typing as a response.
ANIMAL: Snakes
INSECT: Mosquito
BIRD: Emu....ugly little suckers
SEASON: Winter
AGE OF KIDS: 12-20 When they think they know it all

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN...
DRIVING: People who don't use a turn signal. How lazy can you get.
WATCHING TV OR MOVIES: When kids yell and scream and the parents do nothing about it. I want to slap the parents and then slap the kids
EATING IN RESTAURANTS: See Above
GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: When the person in front takes 20 minutes to place their order and another 20 minutes checking it.
YOU'RE AT THE MALL: People who don't pay attention to where their going and walk into you. (also see above)
SLEEPING (OR TRYING TO SLEEP): When my cat bites my nose
SHOWERING: And the door bell rings
YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: People who think they have a gorgeous body and think for some reason I want to see it.
YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: And their out of what I need.
WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST: Cleaning the toilet
WHAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE: By fire
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT(s) IN OTHERS: Being rude and inconsiderate
WHAT FASHION TREND (past or present) HAVE YOU HATED: Guy's wearing pants so their underwear show. How stupid!!!
WORST POPULAR SONG (past or present): Time Of The Season....I [do not prefer] that song.
WORST HATED PICK UP LINE: Can't remember (does this mean I've been married too long?)
WORST THING ABOUT WORK: When my computer screws up!
MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR: No air-conditioning
BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL...
WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS: When they go to extremes to get guy's (any guy's) attention.
WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS: When they go to extremes to get girls (any girl's) attention.

WHAT IS ANNOYING YOU TODAY: Nothing so far...having a good day. Amazing seeing that today is Friday!

[[WOW!! I feel blessed! I'm not on her list anywhere!!]]